Malibu's Most Wanted Quotes, Movie quotes – Movie Quotes .com (2024)

“Malibu's Most Wanted” Quotes 27 quotes

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  “- B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
  - Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink.
  - B-Rad: Don't be hatin'.
  - Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes. ”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
  Snoop Dogg - Ronnie Rizzat

  [Tag:dreams, inspiration, insult]

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  “- B-rad: I ain't seen you in here before. Where you reside?
  - Shondra: Compton. You?
  - B-rad: The streets.
  - Shondra: Which streets?
  - B-rad: Malibu... Represent.”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
  Regina Hall - Shondra

  [Tag:habit, living, relationships]

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  “Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick. ”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:ability, music]

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  “- Monster: Don't you talk about my mama.
  - Hadji: I'll talk about your mama all I want.
  - Monster: Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!
  - Mocha: Ooh!
  - Hadji: What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
  - Monster: Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!
  - Mocha:...” (continue)(continue reading)
  Keili Lefkovitz - Monster
  Kal Penn - Hadji
  Nick Swardson - Mocha

  [Tag:friendship, insult, music]

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  Malibu’s Most Wanted at 20: Black Culture as Food For All | Features | Roger EbertMalibu's Most WantedMalibu's Most Wanted

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  “- Sean: Give me your ride punk or I will dust your ass!
  - PJ: Nope, not convincing, find your core charachter sean, you are an oppressed black man, Think Tupac! Try it again.
  - Sean: Give me your ride punk or I will dust your ass!
  - PJ: And a biotch and I think we got it!”
  Taye Diggs - Sean James
  Anthony Anderson - PJ

  [Tag:acting, job, trial]

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  “- B-rad: Shut up, ho.
  - Shondra: Who you callin' ho, ho?
  - B-rad: Yo, ho, the same ho that gave up that weak-ass kiss five minutesago in the bedroom.”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
  Regina Hall - Shondra

  [Tag:insult, respect, women]

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  “This aint no Picnic Bitch!”
  Taye Diggs - Sean James

  [Tag:fear, threat]

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  “King Kong... Ain't got nothin'... On me! Aaaaaghhhhhh!”

  [Tag:courage, monster]

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  “You know what really chaps my ass? After years of training and study, the only parts they'll give us are gangb*ngers. Just once I'd like to play a character who has decent grammar and doesn't wear Timberlands.”
  Taye Diggs - Sean James

  [Tag:actors, disappointment, job]

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  “I got a PHD. A poser hater degree.”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:education, sarcasm, wit]

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  “Gurrllll, you a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah. I'm gon call you motrah!”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:comparison, compliments, friendship]

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  “Let's start droppin bodies!”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:friendship, threat]

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  “And so if you elect me governor, I promise to take care of California the same way I take care of my own family; with compassion, caring, kindness, and most of all, with an interest in everyone. My friends... California is my family!”
  Ryan O'Neal - Bill Gluckman

  [Tag:elections, family, politics]

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  “Didn't yo mama eva tell you how ta treat a lady? That's not nice.”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:mother, respect, women]

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  “- Sean: What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
  - PJ: Yeah, check it out, man, my hair. Shondra just did it for me.
  - Sean: Yeah, I see that.
  - PJ: You hate it?
  - Sean: No, I don't hate it. I thought my character was gonna have the cornrows. That's all.
  - PJ: Okay, I see what it is. You're just jealous because you didn't think of...” (continue)(continue reading)
  Taye Diggs - Sean James
  Anthony Anderson - PJ

  [Tag:actors, friendship, jealousy]

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  “Damn these special effects is da bomb.”Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:acting, stupidity]

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  “Run, bitch! He gonna kiiilllll you!”Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:advice, escape, fear]

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  “- Sean: Do me this one favor.
  - PJ: You are the driver I am the shooter.
  - Sean: I'm scared of koreans!”
  Taye Diggs - Sean
  Anthony Anderson - PJ

  [Tag:fear, friends]

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  “Please don't be hatin'.”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:friendship, hatred, sorrow]

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  “- Sean: You a long way from the beach now, punk! We in South Central! The ghetto! The projects!
  - Sean: We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here errrrrrry day!
  - PJ: [throws up signs] yay yaaaaayyyyy!
  - Sandy: Shondra, can you come over later? Princess just had puppies.
  - Shondra: [sweetly] Okay, Sandy. Bye.
  - PJ: [after B-Rad gives...” (continue)(continue reading)
  Taye Diggs - Sean
  Anthony Anderson - PJ
  Ecco Morgan - Sandy
  Regina Hall - Shondra

  [Tag:acting, ghetto, lies]

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  “- Tec: Man where'd u learn that?
  - B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
  - Tec: Word? Can I borrow it?
  - B-rad: U got playstation 2?
  - Tec: No, man, I got gamecast.
  - B-rad: Gamecast? Well there's Gamecube, and Dreamcast..
  - Tec: Man I said I got gamecast! I cant afford that stuff.”
  Damien Dante Wayans - Tec
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:game, poverty, thieves]

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  “When I say Mali you say bu mali BOO.”Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:music, stupidity]

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  “- PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
  - B-Rad: I stole that too. ”
  Taye Diggs - Sean
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:fear, theft]

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  “- Brad: Yo, fool! We got some hard-core drama 'bout to go down right neow!!
  - Hadji: Dat's right!
  - Brad: Dis is our mall. Always was and always will be!
  - Mocha: Woof woof!
  - Old woman cashier: Oh, Mr. Amiraslani. I'm so glad you came back. Our clerk accidentally gave you the wrong aromatherapy candles. Here you go.
  - Brad: You better be...” (continue)(continue reading)
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
  Kal Penn - Hadji
  Nick Swardson - Mocha

  [Tag:friendship, ghetto, sarcasm]

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  “Damn she got in a fight with a hairdryer, and the hairdryer won.”
  Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

  [Tag:fighting, hair, wit]